Carol Lynne: Men In Love - Ben’s Wildflower
May 2, 2007
As for him, he’d promised himself he’d never try to fuck her. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to, because the pulsing cock in his hand sure as hell wanted to. It was because he’d never hurt Kate. Ben had discovered when he was seventeen just what kind of damage a cock as big as his could cause a woman, especially a woman as petite as Kate, and the experience had permanently scarred him.
Since that horrible day he’d fucked only big, very, very experienced women. Besides the size of his cock Ben enjoyed his sex pretty rough. He wasn’t into any kind of bondage or anything. He just liked to fuck a woman when and where he felt like it and to fuck her hard. The women of his past had put up with his sexual demands simply to get to his mighty cock.
Kate was a forever kind of woman. That he didn’t have a problem with because he was more than ready to become a forever kind of man.
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Tags: Contemporary Romance, Ellora's Cave, Grade Incomplete, Straight
Karen explained why she didn’t like the book. You just call it a bad book, and don’t explain why. This is why Karen is mack-daddy reviewer. ;)
(I still think the writer has potential. The characters were likable enough, and there were a couple interesting scenes. Not writing her off yet.)
Nah, I’m just “a forever kind of reader” that believes in letting people read for themselves.
I figured all you would need would be that excerpt.
Apparently you are unfamiliar with the pain a massive sized schlong can cause. It’s no wonder that Ben vowed, “Never again…except with sexually promiscuous giantesses.” The man got hard every time he heard the circus was in town.
Well, I am a gay guy. If he was fisting the poor woman then I might believe it. Being I have been there, but come on.
There had to be something, anything better than some type of legendary huge cock she could have gone with.
I wish there was some way I could read this without actually, y’know, paying for the experience. Because sometimes I do feel the need to spork out my own eyeballs on occasion. Also, every time I read the words “big, very experienced women” I envision a certain relative of mine, which makes me want to yark.