Garanimals For Adults

We here at The Naughty Bits Labs have been working hard to find a fool proof way to help Gay BDSM Romance Writers put the “Right” BDSM in their Gay BDSM Romance. So after much research we have decided the best way as with most uncomfortable subjects in life is to simply slap a label on it using these Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Labels.

In considering this leap forward in Gay BDSM Romance “writing helpers” we here at The Naughty Bits Labs hope you will notice the useful Top and bottom labeling that will quickly identify the role your main BDSM Romantic characters will play in the story thus providing the Gay BDSM Romance Reviewer with easily identifiable markers in case they lose track.

BUT THAT”S NOT ALL we still have not addressed those Gay BDSM Romance Reviewers who cannot read so we here at The Naughty Bits Labs have also created a state of the art Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Basics Color Coding System. Patent Pending

Now show your “Right” BDSM writing style in Safety Orange, Sane Yellow, and the ever popular Consensual Blue.

Now by merely applying these Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Labels you too are insured against writing a “Wrong” Gay BDSM Romance. No more will Gay BDSM Romance Reviewers wonder if you actually know BDSM when you are using Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Labels. Remember folks Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Labels are helping make Gay Romance a safer place for Gay BDSM Romance Reviewers and other BDSM fictional characters the world over.

Stay tuned for our Teddypig Handy Dandy “Get The Straight Out” Hair and Makeup Product Line for those M/M Writers wanting to attempt to win The Lambda Literary Awards.

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"The Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Labels: Remember Kids Safety First!" by TeddyPig was published on November 3rd, 2009 and is listed in Wank.

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Comments on "The Teddypig Handy Dandy BDSM Labels: Remember Kids Safety First!": 6 Comments

  1. AnneD wrote,

    I giggled.

  2. TeddyPig wrote,

    Well it was the Hanky Codes that did it. Garanimals For Adults!

  3. Tired Book Buyer wrote,

    I would totally buy that as a gag gift for someone…well a few someones. Heheheh.

  4. MB (Leah) wrote,

    You crack me up! :-)

  5. Selah wrote,

    Dude. Fictional BDSM is srs bzns. Won’t someone think of the children?!?

  6. Shayla wrote,

    *cackle* *snort*

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