From Gizmodo: Baby’s First Cubicle: The Most Depressing Toy Ever?
That’s right son. His name was Bernie Madoff and he showed it’s all about not getting caught…
It’s all about expectation management, you see. If you make your kid think he can be president, he will grow up disappointed. Tell him he’s headed for a life as an office drone and at least he’ll be mentally prepared.
For a mere $2,500, daddy’s little office drone gets all of this
I wonder if that $2,500 covers the ulcer and stress medication that will eventually be needed?
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Chris wrote,
When I saw this one… *shakes head* Also, for $2500, the kid should at least get better ergonomics than that.
Link | April 16th, 2010 at 4:51 am
TeddyPig wrote,
Chris, this is soul killing bad.
Link | April 16th, 2010 at 4:57 am
TeddyPig wrote,
Oh and Jason and I have been iPuffing for three days now. No issues.
Link | April 16th, 2010 at 5:00 am
Chris wrote,
I believe I described this toy to someone as how to prepare your child for a dystopian future as a soulless automaton, only without the fun music from the movie Brazil.
Link | April 16th, 2010 at 5:06 am
Amanda wrote,
That’s just disturbing. What ever happened to ‘the sky’s the limit; you can be whatever you want to be”?
Link | April 16th, 2010 at 5:11 pm