Real Meaningful iPad Complaints

From The New Yorker: Least Common Complaints About the New Ipad

We have all heard the complaints that the iPad is “Too Heavy” when compared to the thin plastic Amazon Kindle made from only the cheapest parts found on earth packaged and sold at premium prices. We have also heard that people wishing to read their eBooks in direct sunlight while working on their future Melanoma skin condition as they sear their retinas to a crisp have found the iPad lacking a proper light gray on dark gray screen contrast.

Now here are some real complaints I think we all can relate to…

• Time-travel app does not automatically adjust for Julian calendar
• Not available in soothing Harvest Gold color
• For $499, I was expecting a few more sequins
• No USB port for whatever it is that they do
• The iBookstore ichthyology section includes almost nothing on lampreys
• Upscaling makes porn unexpectedly upsetting

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