From: Gawker ~ Why Do the Islamic Extremists Who Hate South Park Also Hate Triscuits?
Earlier today Revolution Muslim, the Islamic group that posted a veiled threat against South Park this week, called us “Darwinist faggots who are as despicable as the rest, walking around eating your Triscuits.”
This is either brilliant viral marketing or they started filming that Twilight Zone show again.
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BevQB wrote,
Maybe it’s the caviar sprinkled with 24k gold leaf that’s served on top of the Triscuits. Those damn Darwinist faggots! Everyone knows that the anti-Darwinist straight people eat Ritz served with American cheese on top.
Link | April 26th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
TeddyPig wrote,
I like Ritz! Maybe I am a closet Anti-Darwinist?
Link | April 26th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Jessica wrote,
Is it bad that I laughed at a threat?
Link | April 27th, 2010 at 2:03 am
Jessica wrote,
So I was looking through the comments and I thought this one was just hilarious
Fantasticos_Ganymede 04/24/10
You know, I bet that’s like their “final question” when they bring you into the fold. Make sure you’re really ready to commit. “Memorized your Qur’an?” “Yeah.” “You’ve Submitted to Allah?” “Absolutely.” “What about Triscuits?” “I’m sorry?” “The snack cracker.” “Triscuits?” “Yeah, Triscuits. I mean, you realize you can’t ever have any.” “Whoa. Really?” “Sorry. You cool with that?” “Shit, I dunno, man. Wow.” “I know. I’ll give you a second to collect your thoughts.”
Link | April 27th, 2010 at 2:10 am
Treva wrote,
If you read the text carefully you will see the possibility that Darwinist faggots are “as bad as” but different from the despicable rest, who eat Triscuits. Have you folks never been to grad school?
Link | April 27th, 2010 at 4:24 am