Dragon Age 2: Dialog Overheard While Playing The Game

Dragon Age 2

Varric: So, I hear you’ve been visiting the viscount’s garden, Daisy.
Merrill: They’re enormous! And they’re always empty. Why don’t more people go to see them?
Varric: Probably because they’re private and surrounded by guards.
Merrill: I thought all those men looked a bit cross.

Bethany: So, you’ve been with women?
Isabela: I know, shocking isn’t it? You see, sweetness, men are only good for one thing. Women are good for six.
Bethany: Six? Six what?
Hawke: Isabela!

Varric: Daisy please quit walking through the Lowtown back alleys at night. Alone.
Merrill: Oh Varric its perfectly safe, nothing ever happens.
Varric: I know, and that nothing is costing me a fortune!

Carver: Why is it always about sex with you?
Isabela: It’s not. Sometimes it’s about sex with other people.
Carver: You see, it comes up every single time we talk.
Isabela: We’re just talking Carver. If it comes up, that’s not my fault.
Carver: What? That’s not what I meant.It…it doesn’t! Uh, I hate you so much.

Fenris: I thought all dwarfs had beards. Where’s yours?
Varric: I misplaced it, along with my sense of dwarven pride and my gold-plated noble caste pin.
Fenris: I thought maybe it fell onto your chest.
Varric: Oh-ho! The broody elf tells a joke!

Isabela: You’re splitting hairs, but wishing someone would split yours.
Aveline: I’ve had enough of your loose lips. Like many, I’m sure.
Isabela: Oh, touché. Prig!
Aveline: Slattern

Varric: Cheer up Blondie, just looking at you makes me wanna cry.
Anders: Don’t.
Varric: So you made a little mistake, we all do you’re only human.
Anders: I almost killed a girl…
Varric: You’ve killed 250 by my last count. Along with 120 men, a couple dozen giant spiders and at least two demons I think.

Hawke: Why Verric, I didn’t know that you where the jealous type.
Verric: Yes Hawke, I know that I am extremely handsome but you’re just too high maintenance for me.