Dragon Age 2

Dragon Age 2

Hush up! I am watching my stories and I just hit Act 2 and these video game heroic type guys are making out on my console Sony PS3 game thingy. I think I have something better going story wise here than 80% of the M/M Romance I have seen published this week. Dawg, nasty crap shit dude! Needs an editor like yesterday!

Anders Kissing

So Anders the demonic crazed Mage who had a rotten childhood and is seeking retribution for all the young enslaved Mages by killing all the Templars. Anyway he is kissing on our hero the Mage who made something of himself without being captured by the Templar’s because his family protected him and our dude is trying to keep the peace and they are caught in Act 2 waiting for Act 3 where all the drama will start to rip their new found love a part.

Ain’t no one writing this crazy ass fantasy shit in my Gay Romance eBooks lately. I am watching my stories YO! I bet K.Z. Snow or Josh Lanyon or J.L. Langley or Erastes could write shit like this. We need more Gay Romance with Elves and Dwarfs and our heroes rolling around on the castle master bed sheets. Hear me!

Look at the damage
We have done
Look at the damage
I thought you were the one
Look at the damage
Look at the damage
We have done
Broken dreams
And shattered love
What can we salvage
Look at the damage
Kosheen ~ Damage

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"Dragon Age 2" by TeddyPig was published on April 7th, 2011 and is listed in Video Games.

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Comments on "Dragon Age 2": 7 Comments

  1. Erastes wrote,

    It’s not “romance” but if you want gay sword and sorcery I highly recommend Richard Morgan’s “The Steel Remains.” (first in a trilogy, second book coming this autumn)

    Thank you for the compliment, too!

  2. TeddyPig wrote,

    You would so enjoy this game. Just start it up at default settings and play a male mage.

    Wow the second act is worth pushing all the buttons I tell you.

  3. elizaben wrote,

    Hi TP, lurker here.

    If you’re looking for fantasy romance with plot, I highly recommend Megan Derr’s stuff. She has a couple of free e-books (http://www.lessthanthreepress.com/) and lots of free stories in her site (http://maderr.com/). If you like her style, she has a long backlist to choose from, and the quality of her work is consistent.

  4. TeddyPig wrote,

    She’s good at fan fic but I sorta want better than fan fic actually. This may just be a video game but at least it is original in it’s execution even if it is using standard fantasy motifs.

  5. Bree wrote,

    So, the question is…did you play DA:Origins? And do you think DA2 is better? Worse? Different? LOL

    I’m still trying to decide if I should play DA2. All the reviews seem so conflicting and confused, and the Bioware boards are full of cranky people. I can’t decide if I should go for it, or just keep playing DAO over and over again until I’ve exhausted all the origins and endings.

  6. TeddyPig wrote,

    Play it for the man love goodness but understand it is a way glitchy game and save save save often my friends. I bought the walk through book to get the best man love scenes from Anders. OK? Are you getting me?

    IT IS SO WORTH IT FOR THAT ASPECT ALONE!

  7. Dragon Age 2: For The Love Of Man Love | The Naughty Bits wrote,

    [...] This is bad guys. So even though I love the Man Love elements found here this is a hard game to recommend to anyone. It’s an incredibly hard game to say that anyone [...]

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