From: WNEP ~ The News Station For Idiots And Republicans which is just being redundant but they do not understand them big words.

Parents: English Teacher Writes Racy Novels

Yes that was the exact headline. Special no?

Seems Judy Mays is an under paid and over worked High School teacher named Judy Buranich somewhere in Butt Fuck God’s Country the poor thing. Anyway one of the inbred cows they call parents around there found out her gig as a successful Ellora’s Cave author and has decided that god hates women folk who do things like write sexy books and such. It’s in the bible you heathens.

Anyway, the local church going clown posse of yokels are gettin their guns out and asking her school to fire her fur being smart like and uppity for a little lady. Der we can’t have none of them romancing writers here in our town. We be upstanding type folks around this here and god only wants you to have sex with your home schooled sister. Ma told me so.

Be on the lookout for Judy Mays making a run for the Canadian border to regain some of her basic human rights and maybe some of her sanity. We are right behind you Judy since the whole Donald Trump thing is a sign it is time for all of us to go… Leave the Canadian light on Judy. OK?

Buy one of her eBooks she probably could use the money for the quick getaway or court costs which ever comes first.

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"Judy Mays: Ellora’s Cave Author Under Attack For Writing Racy Novels In Backwoods Town" by TeddyPig was published on April 27th, 2011 and is listed in eBook Commentary.

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Comments on "Judy Mays: Ellora’s Cave Author Under Attack For Writing Racy Novels In Backwoods Town": 6 Comments

  1. ShellBell wrote,

    I’ve never read any of Judy Mays’ eBooks, so I’ll be heading over to ARe to buy some eBooks from a new-to-me author to show my support for her against those ignoramuses.

  2. Avid Reader wrote,

    It’s heartening to see how much support she’s getting both on the website of the news station that aired the story (very one-sidedly, may I add), and from the Support Judy Mays Facebook page. It gives me hope there might actually be more people with common sense and intelligence than nasty beasts like the ones who are apparently trying to destroy her career over books they haven’t even read themselves.

  3. elizaben wrote,

    Parent Wendy Apple has a son in 10th grade[...].Apple said she recently found out that after school Buranich has a second job [...] She added she found all of the information on the internet.

    I bet Apple Jr. got an F in English, mommy started digging for dirt on the teacher and hit the Backwaters jackpot. And the “former student”‘s surname is also Apple. Must be a coincidence, right?

  4. Lesli Richardson (Tymber Dalton) wrote,

    I’m going to be buying every book of hers I can find and will be adding her to my auto-buy list regardless. These pinhead, small-minded morons are just adult bullies.

    Grrrrr.

  5. K. Z. Snow wrote,

    This is absolutely disgusting. I am freaking, screaming sick of brain-dead religious bigots swinging so much weight in this country. And we’re supposed to be part of the “civilized” world? Yeah, right. People like the Apples (!) won’t be happy until the U.S. becomes a benighted theocracy.

  6. Ken Harrison wrote,

    Honestly, don’t these people have anything better to do with their time? I love the one sitting there drinking what I think is a beer.

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