I so want a pair of these! These are like the Navy Dress Blue pants only without buttons on the front flap just two zippers. They are I guess called guild pants or builder pants but basically they are German redneck wear. How dreamy is that? Redneck wear with an easy access flap just pull down on the tabs… sexy.
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Amber Green wrote,
I don’t know. I think the tabs on the zippers’ feet need leather pulls. Otherwise you’d have to undo your belt to get to them–and there goes your easy access. You couldn’t leave them unzipped half an inch to get the tabs accessible from under your belt because you KNOW what happens when a zipper isn’t locked shut and decides to open itself–knitting a tiny bit of skin in under the foot.
Now, if you had simple leather cords on those feet, that would make a simple direct statement: come close enough to tug my tabs, and I’ll decide whether to let you. But the plain black-leather statement would conflict with those bright brassy zippers. So somebody out there is going to fancy up the cords. Macrame perhaps. Beadwork. Glass beads? Pearl? Staghorn for the masculine effect? Are you choking yet, Mr. Pig?
Link | July 20th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
TeddyPig wrote,
Not if you know the zippers are there. Depends on how big and how tight the belt is though but most guys would not be undoing their belt to undo all that to go to the bathroom.
I find it kinda hard to believe that Germans would create any mens pants that might be an obstacle when drinking beer.
Link | July 20th, 2011 at 5:32 pm