PS 3 Dualshock 3 Wireless Controller ~ Candy Pink
You want to know how I make teenage boys cry on the Playstation Network regularly? You want to know the reason I whack major big name game ass every time I switch on my Sony Playstation 3 power button?
My PS3 Dualshock3 Wireless Controller is Candy Mother Fucking Pink!
That’s why!
I am better than you. I am quicker than you. I am gayer than your ass will ever hope to be. Pink is the color of true power players.
That is the real secret and why you will be hard pressed to find these much cherished pieces of gamer pink power goodness in your typical neighborhood video game havens. Because the insiders know the truth and want to keep this knowledge to themselves.
So there wanna be gamer elites… eat my pink dust.
Tags: Video Games
