Class? Class… CLASS!
For todays lesson we will read pages 1 and 2 of the Teddypig thoughts on Skyrim.
Why does a bookshelf only handle a very small finite number of books when your little bedside end table upstairs can hold every fucking book in the whole damn game?
What is the use of a weapons rack that only holds two weapons when you might be carrying 4 or maybe even 5 weapons at any given moment?
Who was the idiot that programmed only two buttons doing multiple things while interacting between your inventory and a stash place in your house? Kill him! Just shoot him dead because he for one does not actually play video games such as this. I have accidentally pushed the wrong button and taken everything from the stash BACK into my inventory so many times I am almost crying when I do it and I will do it again I just know I will. Two freaking buttons when there are always four available to be used… GENIUS!
If you can use a special ability to say sprint like the wind from one point to another… do you really have to only do it on flat land? How about maybe a broken bridge or stone walkway with a huge chunk missing perhaps?
Yeah, I so solved a puzzle trying it and now I want to go back to every dungeon and try it there.
Sure you found all the treasure chests in the place and killed the main dungeon bad guy and completed maybe all of one quest at any given location but it will still not display the word “cleared” below the name on the map so it must be a glitch right?
DID YOU COMPLETE ALL THE QUESTS ATTACHED TO THAT LOCATION YOU PEA BRAINED “BLAME THE PROGRAMMER NOT THE STUPID USER” IDIOT? This game was meant to go on and on and on. Not to be solved in five minutes or less numbskull.
That last question caused you to fail today’s Skyrim test so go home and figure it out for yourself you amateur.
Tags: Video Games
LB Gregg wrote,
Hm. This is top of the birthday wish list for G.
Link | November 23rd, 2011 at 12:20 pm
TeddyPig wrote,
This game is so fucking sweet I am addicted I cannot stop it is that good.
Dragons and swords and black smithing and words of power it is incredible.
Link | November 23rd, 2011 at 2:16 pm
mrb wrote,
Finally wrangled the Xbox away from the kids, who have been playing MY game for the past week. God Damn it, it’s my turn!
Link | November 23rd, 2011 at 5:47 pm
Ally Blue wrote,
My boy-child has been playing this non-stop since the day it came out. It’s a pretty amazing game. I don’t know all the ins and outs, but I do like the emo horse with the red eyes *g*
Link | November 25th, 2011 at 8:31 am
LB Gregg wrote,
G pulled a chair up to the flatscreen and he’s GONE, man. GONE!
:)
Link | November 26th, 2011 at 11:15 am