The Bulldog Harness

Strong, Bold & Masculine. This powerful Top harness will bring out the Man in you.

I’m sorry but some of these leather makers need to just stick to the basics.

Look at them selling the male version of a cheap leather “shrug” and calling it “bold”. Yeah, my granny was so butch. Look, Mr. S even has some poor “no chested” twinky running around on their sales page in this thing and this is the LAST type of harness I would give to some guy without a freaking chest. No chest? Try a Y harness honey. The straps cross out the parts that are not there but make up for it by pointing down to the parts that are. Think of it like a giant arrow pointing out your best assets. Cute, but he only uses the gym to work on his squats if you catch my drift.

Harnesses are meant to frame something that is already there and that you worked hard to get. If you only have a nice well built hairy chest but maybe a tad bit of a pudge below then wear a simple X harness. If you have a great chest and a nice slim six pack spend the money and wear a full harness with both the top part and a cockring assembly. If you are just thin as a rail then go full harness but go with the medium to thin strapped Y.

Harnesses accentuate the parts already in attendance you might say. They do not magically make up for your lacking in any department. They are not a glorified girdle to strap your flab into like a german sausage complete with the strings. Do not go wearing a harness if you normally would be the last person caught dead taking off your shirt in a crowded setting. If you have even the slightest belly or upper body issues please understand the straps are meant to stay next to the body at all times and… well let’s just say, try not to look like expensive luggage. You know, with a built in easy grip handle like some ladies purse waiting to be picked up and slung about.

That poor twinky looks like he is wearing a medical back brace with extra large straps.

Was it too hot so you did not feel like wearing a full harness? Did you need something you could drop by the office in without causing too big of a stir? I guess getting caught wearing something this stupid in public might make you “bold” in a “torn neon pink fishnet stockings” kinda way. Will we ever live down the Flashdance years?

Just goes to prove if you have the body for it you can wear things that would make other guys look ridiculous. The leather shrug still is ridiculous mind you, but much like acid washed jeans on a Colt model they just want to see the stud take them off anyway so no one really will say anything if they think you are hot looking most likely.

Lastly harnesses are old school leather so you cannot get away with cutting corners on how they are made. I can tell the quality of the make by the thickness and grain of the leather used, how soft it is overall and how well the straps match up like they were cut from the same hide, and how nice the metal gear is. There are also tricks and tools used in finishing the strapping (crimping the leather and sometimes edging or marking it in a uniform way usually unique to the specific maker) which is how you can tell if it was done by hand by someone who knows what the hell they are doing.

In other words, you can’t just slap some silly brand name logo on the tag and fake the fact the thing was really made by a machine in China, and yes, the good hand made stuff is obvious by just looking at it from across the room in comparison. Which is why most cut rate leather manufacturers do not even bother with this shit now a days. They make more money selling cheap-o leatherette snap on cockrings for a premium price to uncle pervy at the adult book store.