Publisher Printing Preferences
December 29, 2007
Dear ePublishers,
We here at The Naughty Bits are all about the preferential treatment and since discussion has come up about certain well known and well loved ePublishers displaying this preference in regards to taking eBooks to print we wish to lend our support for this briiliant idea.
It so rocks in a “fuck your competitor up the ass with a big one” way. If anything I myself can understand just that very compulsion. But.. I must say that there are times when I sit here wondering if I am the only one seeing some hellaciously talented authors not getting the sweet sweet “print it now” lovin that they so richly deserve.
So without further ado let me show you some eBooks that the Pig would be so buying for his keeper shelf if you just got off your fat ass and put them on the fast track to paperback as soon as these writers have handed you the whack crack they do so well.
With Love, Teddypig
What I Am Reading ~ Shelly Laurenston: Here Kitty, Kitty
July 4, 2007
Here Kitty, Kitty by Shelly Laurenston
From: Samhain
What do you do when you’ve got a hillbilly tiger by the tail? Or maybe the question should be: what wouldn’t you do…
Nikolai Vorislav likes his single life just as it is. Simple, relaxing and quiet. What he doesn’t need is some foul-mouthed Texan hellcat living in his house, eating his food, flirting with his idiot brothers and shooting holes in his home with his granddaddy’s gun. But those long legs, dark eyes and lethal tongue are making Nik insane and he fears he may be caught in the sexiest animal trap ever.
Angelina Santiago doesn’t know how she got from Texas to North Carolina in a night or how she ended up in some hillbilly tiger’s house wearing only a sheet. What she does know is that she doesn’t like good ol’ boys with slow, sexy drawls who can’t seem to stop rubbing up against her. Yet in order to protect her friends, Angie has to stay with a cat who seems hellbent on finding all sorts of delicious ways to make her purr.
What do other people say…
Romantic Times Book Reviews
The Road To Romance
Cupid’s Library Reviews
Fallen Angel Reviews
Just Erotic Romance Reviews
A Romance Review
Literary Nymphs Reviews
Shelly Laurenston: Magnus Pack
March 24, 2007
Shelly Laurenston writes some funny ass shit!
I swear when I started reading all these Werewolf Romance books I knew that I was probably in for a dire time of it all… but not with Shelly and her Magnus Pack. She did something so basic and so right “Biker Werewolves” just like the movie Werewolves On Wheels. If you have not seen this 1971 film gem then follow me to the SF Eagle where they show it most afternoons.
Pack Challenge is all about a fluffy little Were-Bunny named… No no sorry
Pack Challenge is where we meet drunken outrageous Sara Morrighan as she weaves her way out of a bar brawl and into the arms of Zach Sheridan. Little does she know the bad ass biker boy is the soon to be leader of the pack. In more ways than she ever dreamed.
Anyway, I love some of the reviews I have read making Sara out to be this psychotic bitch. I mean hell, come on the lady was raised by wolves or at least a wolf. Lynette was not your typical grandma though. It may have had something to do with the rocket launcher, the M-16 and the pile of grenades and armor piercing weaponry she kept in the cellar. I think we should cut Sara some slack here.
Go Fetch! starts us right into the story of Sara’s good buddy and HaXor fiend extraordinary Miki Kendrick as she does everything in her power to get the fuck away from Conall Viga-Feilan and his viking spear of love. All poor Miki wants is a little PhD. lovin not a boy friend who leaves hair on the carpet and retrieves tennis balls thrown during raves.
Sparks fly or at least something resembling Agent Orange does and the sex is hot too. So much like Ruffles do NOT just get one, get BOTH these damn books that are out on Samhain and enjoy. Next one is gonna be called Here Kitty, Kitty. I can’t wait.
Shelly, I want these in print with your signature on em before you go getting too famous there. Because I have a feeling you just might.
A hysterical Grade A… OH YEAH!
